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Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Rating: R
Word Count: 10,843
Warnings: strong language

“I hired you an assistant for the shoot,” Laura says. Derek doesn’t stop walking – there’s a kid near the cart return that’s started to watch them – so instead he tries to convey his annoyance by walking faster. Laura has to scramble to keep up.

“I can pick up my own dry cleaning,” he says.

“You can’t just wash your clothes in the sink again,” Laura says. “It’s not cute, it’s not eccentric, you’re not Christian Bale.”

He wishes he got that comparison less.

( this interview has been condensed and edited )

[fic] Teen Wolf (TV) - accommodation

Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,394
Warnings: underage, strong language

"It's not like I can afford a hooker," Stiles barrels on, "And even if I could there's my dad to think about and Scott has like opinions on exploitation and sex trafficking now. So. That leaves Isaac. Or you."

Stiles stops talking long enough to breathe in, looks Derek over, says, "And Isaac's not here."


Coda to 3x03 - "Fireflies"

( accommodation )
Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Rating: R
Word Count: 19,095
Warnings: strong language

Summary: By the time she stops the Jeep in front of Derek's house Stiles can't remember driving there. She’s pretty sure she stopped at red lights.

"Derek," she says, not yelling but not really in control either. Nothing happens, there’s no movement visible through the half-melted and broken windows. No sound.

"Derek!" she shouts up at the collapsed second floor. "You need to come down here so I can claw your eyes out."

"Yeah," Derek says from the front doorway, "I can see how that's incentive."


Or: Miss Stiles Stilinski vs. Season Two

( she's got stickers on her locker )

[fic] Teen Wolf (TV) - an awful curse

Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Rating: R
Word Count: 6,253
Warnings: strong language

Summary: Isaac is asleep in a chair. The angle of his neck makes Derek wince in sympathy.

"Isaac," Derek says.

Isaac snaps awake immediately.


"Where's Stiles?"

"Stiles?" Isaac asks.

Jesus. It's not like they know more than one.

( an awful curse )
Title: Then You Think Again
Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Rating: R
Word Count: 22,552
Warnings: underage, strong language

Summary: "Holy crap!  Why the hell did you lie to incredibly powerful magical beings with trust issues?  How was that Plan A?"

Derek says, "We're not arguing about this, it's already done."

"Like hell we're not fighting about this," Stiles says, indignant.  "What were you thinking?"

"I was thinking it was worth the risk if it kept you alive!  And it worked, so drop it."

"You had no idea that it was going to work!" Stiles throws his hands up.  Why is Derek the most frustrating werewolf in the history of ever, why is Stiles even helping him, why is this his life?  "Why did they even believe you in the first place?"

Derek says, "You reeked of me," which is unfair.  Stiles only smelled because he'd gotten covered in Derek's bodily fluids trying to staunch the bleeding.

( Then You Think Again )
Title: i thought it make believe
Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,631
Warnings: strong language
Notes: Title from 'Cameras' by Matt & Kim

Summary: Stiles scrolls up on his text message history and sure enough finds "I'm OK, don't worry, I'm going back to the hotel room" with a timestamp of 1:30AM and "I think I'm in love I think he's a werewolf" at 3:00AM.

Stiles stares at his phone for a while in horror.


Well, so would Stiles.

( i thought it make believe )
Title: But Then Again So Are You
Pairing: William Brandt/Benji Dunn
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 12,116
Warnings: strong language
Notes: Title from 'The Lion's Roar' by First Aid Kit.

Summary: Ethan's plan is surprisingly simple, if they can pull it off: get Cade to invite Brandt over, plant bugs. No masks, no jumping off of anything. Brandt is warming to it, which is why it's confusing when Benji says, "I don't like this plan, it won't work, have you thought about tunneling?"

( But Then Again So Are You )
Title: There's Only One Sure Thing That I Know
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 20,358
Warnings: strong language
Notes: For deancasbigbang 2010. Title from 'Escape From Ohio' by Electric Six.

Artist: starry_ice
Art link: Art Masterlist

Summary: Dean doesn't even get halfway through explaining before Bobby starts laughing. When he lets himself think about it for more than five seconds, Dean can almost see Bobby's point: he's faced down demons, witches, vampires, werewolves, ghosts, angels, and Satan himself and now he's been defeated by the God damn Midwest.

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